you'vebeenframed: Jane Goldman - Damp & clamped; IT TURNS OUT JONATHAN ROSS'S WIFE ISN'T A NATURAL RED HEAD AFTER ALL - SHOCKING.
It started out as a simple trip to the hairdresser's to get her roots done, but within a couple of hours, Jane Goldman's day went horribly wrong. Jonathan Ross's technicoloured wife looked blissfully happy with her fiery locks as she left the north London salon. But as soon as she stepped outside, the heavens opened up and she had to pull a manky hat over her new do. Struggling against the elements, she stopped to give some cash to a beggar, which seemed to raise her spirits, but once she rounded the corner her smile vanished. A parking attendant from Camden Council had fixed a clamp to her classic car - the fact it was a trendy green-coloured clamp to match her motor was no consolation.
Poor Jane. If she hadn't stopped to give her loose change to the beggar, maybe she would have got back to the meter in time. It must be true what they say, no good deed goes unpunished...
`I'd say it's somewhere between a Saharan sunset and fuchsia. Nothing like a tomato at all, so shush'; `No, honest, I don't want it love - you need your money to sue the hairdresser who dyed your hair that colour' Pictures: Bigpicturesphoto.com.; `Aaah, life is beautiful, I've got great hair, I've done a good deed...' `... and I'm just about to murder that traffic warden' `Hee hee'
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|Publication:||Sunday Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Apr 11, 2004|
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