Catherine Tate stars in a sitcom set in a school: are you bovvered? She's Miss Postern, a glam French teacher winning the heart of loser Mr Church (David Walliams, crazy hair). The cast is starstudded - Frances De La Tour is the waspish head, Phil Glenister is thuggish gym teacher Mr Gunn - but a lot of the jokes sound like they were written by pupils in Key Stage Two. Could do better.
Chris Packham has built full-scale replicas of a badger's sett, a watervole's burrow and a rabbit's warren so they can be observed from birth to breeding. Tonight, he's digging a fortress (that's the technical term, but you knew that) for a mole.
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren