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Jesus, going over the dinner bill: "Why... why would you guys order wine? Water is free, everyone."

@BackRowBaptist

Would Catholics like a fragrance called Pope-pourri, or would they be incensed? Sorry, that was thurible, I should censer myself better.

@MrChurchGuy

Sun. School Teacher: How many gods do we have? Kids: One! Other Kid (4yo): But there are three kinds of Jesuses. The cutest heresy ever.

@hipsterlutheran

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"I don't understand how allowing a mechanical spider to stand on the cathedral is anything but disturbing, disappointing, and even shameful."

--Diane Bartlett, reacting on Facebook to an artistic inititive at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Ottawa, Ontario to celebrate Canada's 150th birthday

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for Jesus on a Prius

@CatholicMemebase