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Yer tizer mingin, Amo.

IN THE CAFE/BAR

Thasa rerr cu-ah tea : That's a very nice cup of tea.

Geeza cuppa chino: I'll have a cappuccino, please.

Zatwi chupps? Does that come with French fries?

Oany-a-thon poofi-swally? Does this establishment sell cocktails?

Ho! Same again, please, barman!

Stooky-tha bamm: Express your displeasure with your fist.

Ah-yah, haunners!?!? I appear to be experiencing some physical pain, can anyone help me?

AT IBROX

Naaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! Don't give the ball to Craig Moore!

Ma-bo, mynes: Come near me and I'll kill you.

Arrrff! (with raised hand): Please say he's offside ref because I can't be bothered chasing him.

Geezrasashnat: Sing me one of your traditional folk songs.

AT THE MEN'S FASHION SHOP

Dji taek cairds? May I pay by credit card?

Shooziz geenuz gyp: I'm afraid these shoes are pinching my toes.

Zeez troozerzis cutnintae maboz: These trousers are a bit tight around the groin.

Yer tizer mingin: Is this all of your tie selection?

Jaikits geen usah humph: The cut of this jacket makes it look as if I have a curvature in my spine.

Strollonya mugy: No, I am not interested in those Crimplene slacks.

WHILE WALKING THE STREETS OF GLASGOW

Hod hod hoddit hoddit: Driver, please keep your bus in a stationary position, my friend wishes to get on.

Naya-fencebit, naw: I'm sure you won't be offended if I don't give you the 10 pence you seek.

Disease hings no disease yi? Do these things not give you the dry boak?

Um-ah, um-ah, um-ah: Look, it's Donald Dewar.

Cometi: Please?

Fur queue: No thank you.
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Title Annotation:Features
Author:Differ, Phil
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Aug 26, 1998
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