Yer tizer mingin, Amo.
Thasa rerr cu-ah tea : That's a very nice cup of tea.
Geeza cuppa chino: I'll have a cappuccino, please.
Zatwi chupps? Does that come with French fries?
Oany-a-thon poofi-swally? Does this establishment sell cocktails?
Ho! Same again, please, barman!
Stooky-tha bamm: Express your displeasure with your fist.
Ah-yah, haunners!?!? I appear to be experiencing some physical pain, can anyone help me?
Naaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! Don't give the ball to Craig Moore!
Ma-bo, mynes: Come near me and I'll kill you.
Arrrff! (with raised hand): Please say he's offside ref because I can't be bothered chasing him.
Geezrasashnat: Sing me one of your traditional folk songs.
AT THE MEN'S FASHION SHOP
Dji taek cairds? May I pay by credit card?
Shooziz geenuz gyp: I'm afraid these shoes are pinching my toes.
Zeez troozerzis cutnintae maboz: These trousers are a bit tight around the groin.
Yer tizer mingin: Is this all of your tie selection?
Jaikits geen usah humph: The cut of this jacket makes it look as if I have a curvature in my spine.
Strollonya mugy: No, I am not interested in those Crimplene slacks.
WHILE WALKING THE STREETS OF GLASGOW
Hod hod hoddit hoddit: Driver, please keep your bus in a stationary position, my friend wishes to get on.
Naya-fencebit, naw: I'm sure you won't be offended if I don't give you the 10 pence you seek.
Disease hings no disease yi? Do these things not give you the dry boak?
Um-ah, um-ah, um-ah: Look, it's Donald Dewar.
Fur queue: No thank you.
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|Publication:||Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)|
|Date:||Aug 26, 1998|
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