YOU know there's problems with [...].
YOU know there's problems with jour food when the Australian government warns its expats not to eat British meat.
This is a nation whose idea of a family dinner is sharing a 24-pack of lager for starters, throwing a dingo on the barbie then yodelling it all down the dunny for dessert.
A nation that welcomes our celebrities then feeds them spiders, tarantulas, crocodile penises and kangaroo vaginas.
Although, to be fair to the Aussies, unlike British meat, you can tell a penis from a vagina and know the spiders and tarantulas haven't crawled too far to reach your plate.