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Byline: Brian Reade

YOU know there's problems with jour food when the Australian government warns its expats not to eat British meat.

This is a nation whose idea of a family dinner is sharing a 24-pack of lager for starters, throwing a dingo on the barbie then yodelling it all down the dunny for dessert.

A nation that welcomes our celebrities then feeds them spiders, tarantulas, crocodile penises and kangaroo vaginas.

Although, to be fair to the Aussies, unlike British meat, you can tell a penis from a vagina and know the spiders and tarantulas haven't crawled too far to reach your plate.
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Title Annotation:Editorial; Opinion, Columns
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Feb 21, 2013
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