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Worst Mews EVER.

Byline: Polly Hudson

I'M devastated to report that my beyond beloved little Weasel is no longer with me (although her spirit will live on forever, natch.)

We had 17 amazing years together and anyone who even thinks, let alone says, 'tsk it's just a cat' is cruising for a bruising.

Bearing in mind that the Government decided to splash out millions for Maggie Thatcher's funeral, I'll be interested to find out what they've set aside for Weasel's.

After all, she wasn't polarising (everyone liked her), and she never closed a single mine or crippled any countries. She'd also never have axed milk at school either - well, no feline would.

I am now, for the first time since I was five years old, utterly cat-less. My life has no meaning or purpose. This must be why people have kids.


FAMILY and Weasel
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Title Annotation:Features; Opinion, Column
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:May 3, 2013
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