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World's most awesome car ad hit the web.

Melbourne, April 14 ( ANI ): A girl from suburban South Australia has posted a very funny car ad in a bid to attract buyers to her very used Daihatsu Feroza.

Emily from suburban South Australia wrote the ad on Gumtree classifieds to rival a promo for a Hollywood action blockbuster.

"Let me start off by saying this Feroza is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). If it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Daihatsu would look like Tom Selleck," she wrote.

"It was never intended to drive to Rundle Mall so you can pick up that adorable Abercrombie and Finch shirt that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Home and Garden.

"That's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favour and stop reading right now.

"This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis.

"They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or Bluetooth (real men don't even know what the hell Bluetooth is)," she wrote.

Emily told News.com.au she wanted to create an ad with a "bit of interest" and said she'd already received a number of calls about the car.

Although there were almost quarter of a million kilometres on the clock, Emily seemed confident of getting her price.

"I will even throw in a free pair of MC Hammer pants," she stated.

In the ad Emily also writes: "This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 4cylinder 1.6L engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery.

"It even has a fire extinguisher in the back. You know what the fire extinguisher is for? Fire! The Feroza also has a removable roof so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the back and drive with ease. It's saved my bacon more than once.

"My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low 2800 dollars, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me 200 dollars for it.

"That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore," she added.

Emily has only owned the Daihatsu for a year but is giving it up because she can no longer afford to keep it as a second car. ( ANI )

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