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Why I refuse to be a slave to love for Wild Wendy.


HAVE you ever fancied a girlfriend called Wild Wendy or Frigid Farrah? Possibly not, but the dreams you haven't had yet could come true, thanks to the world's first sex robot, called Roxxxy.

Unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, the brunette android, wearing a racy cropped black negligee and high-cut briefs, says, "I love holding hands with you" when her palm sensors are triggered.

Roxxxy is capable of saying lots of other things, but these are best not repeated in a family newspaper.

Blokes may be put off by the fact that electric cables come out the back of the love machine but the course of true love never did run smoothly. A bigger problem, though, may involve what sex slave Roxxy, or Wendy, or Farrah, or whatever name you programme into her, can't do.

Namely, move. You see, this pleasure babe can't even turn her head, let alone walk.

So while the robot's creator, Douglas Hines, may be right when he declares: "Sex only goes so far - then you want to be able to talk to the person."

He fails to address what happens when the talking stops. For this is when an old-fashioned chap like me expects some real action, like seeing the housework get done and having my dinner on the table.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, England)
Date:Jan 17, 2010
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