Who's laughing now?
HEH-HEH-HEH... At last my cunning plan to opt for a low-income job is bearing fruit.
For years, my chums in the legal and medical sectors laughed at me for being a broke hack.
Who's chuckling now? They'll all be paying 50% taxation, thanks to Alistair Darling's budget, while I'm so far under the economic radar, I may as well be a submarine.
Hopefully, I'll get a job advising the Treasury. After all, I've been living with massive debt for years..