Wenger's derby fighting talk lacks punch; PICK OF THE DAY.
And now I'm complaining about their complaining about Bernstein complaining about their complaining.
Where will it all end? Hopefully with this full stop.
Phew, that's better.
The whole argument about whether football personalities are role models who should set a good example is moot but Arsene Wenger has certainly let himself down in the build-up to Arsenal's cup clash with rivals Tottenham.
"We haven't drawn a small team so it will just be another top-level game," said Wenger, exposing his woeful grasp of pre-derby banter.
Not drawn a small team? Arsene's fluffed an open goal there, going through his entire press conference without a single rendition of "You're just a small club in Chingford" or "Where's your Bale gone?"