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ANYONE who's planning to tell porkies about what they really got up to after the office Christmas party, should take note tonight of Ruby's cunning plan for convincing her dad she's at home watching TV when in fact she's out losing her virginity to Juley Smith.
All you need is a mobile phone and one very obliging best mate. Genius.
This is in stark contrast, you'll notice, to the antics of born-again virgin Pauline Fowler who's refusing to even hold Joe's hand in public in case people start to talk.
We just hope Ruby doesn't live to regret her first time - and not just because her dad will go ballistic.
Has she considered she's going to have to spend the rest of her life explaining, that, yes, Juley, was a bloke, actually...
A SEXY XMAS: Ruby and Juley
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Dec 12, 2005|
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