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We've found the way there, Mr Christie.

Byline: JOHN BRIGHT

Directions. 1. Start at Birmingham coach station.

2. Catch coach to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" and follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North' toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward Fort Worth - follow for 29.2 miles.

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.

10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles11. Take left fork onto "US287 north" toward Vernon - follow for 104.0 miles.

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.

13. Continue to follow"US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward Dumas - follow for 7.8 miles 15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" towards Dumas - follow for 0.5 miles.

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward Dumas/Pampa - follow for 1.7 miles.

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles.

18. Arrive at the centre of Amarillo, Texas.

Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo
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