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Water they know that we don't?

IN the Kingdom they think the Healy-Raes can walk on water - and maybe there's something to it because we haven't seen much of it since Danny proclaimed God controls the climate.

Scoff as you may, but have you noticed that it has scarcely rained since and we are now experiencing the sunniest spell in years? On the other hand, Labour's prophet of doom Alan Kelly had water on the brain during the same Dail debate on climate change.

He warned of "more frequent weather events" like the severe floods experienced last winter.

While Danny has no time for climate change, the climate has changed for the better since his pronouncements on divine intervention.

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Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jun 3, 2016
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