Waiter, there's a fly on my pillow!
Here's a warning for any Mayflower descendants who hanker to
visit "this Sceptered Isle ... this England." The British
consumer watchdog group "Which?" found major hygiene failures
in 20 hotels in London and Blackpool, including some with four-star
ratings. Hotels had bacteria levels high enough to pose a health threat
to guests, according to an online report by Reuters Health. Other
infractions such as toenail clippings on the floor, dead flies, living
ants, and cigarette butts in the sink may prompt Plymouth Rock's
descendants to postpone any return to the Septic Isle.