WORLD OF FOOTBALL: A mug's lame.
ANOTHER gaffer was crocked in Portugal last week after his players took their instructions a little too seriously.
Vitoria SC chief Manuel Cajuda told his troops to train at a high tempo but soon regretted it when a player crashed into him at full pelt on the sidelines.
Cajuda said: "I was knocked down and thought it was a train. I told them to pressurise and they took it seriously."
His knee was shattered but Cajuda preferred to stay positive.
"It's much better to have a lame coach than a blind one," he added from his wheelchair.