WE LOVE SOAPS.
EASTENDERS (BBC1, 7.30pm) YOU are cordially invited to Stan and Cora's last-minute wedding - they're the 'something old', as is Sylvie, his former wife.
She's been brought by naughty Babe, keen to spoil things. Something borrowed? That'd be Stan's time and the air is blue when Shirley and Mick are in the same room together. On the Square, Carol gets a call to say Jim has passed away.
In happier news, Denise Van Outen makes her first appearance as Karin.
EMMERDALE (ITV, 7pm and 8pm) CHAS has survived one attempt on her life, but now Robert's calling someone (a hitman? The Hotton council refuse department?) to do away with her permanently.
Chas agrees to keep schtum about his affair with Aaron, but it's too late. Robert can't get hold of his contact to ask them to stand down. Is Chas in mortal danger? Elsewhere, Lachlan attends court. Alicia is determined to be there too, however painful it is for her.
Denise Van Outen |arrives tonight as Karin