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WALES IN A WEEK ... 4 Tom Cruise.

Do you think Tom will give us a helping hand now he's discovered his Welsh ancestry? He could shoot some of his films here. Help provide some employment. How about a re- make of Top Gun?

What would the new angle be?Set in RAF Valley with Tom and his fellow pilots in bitter competition to see who could burst the most eardrums on low-flyingexercises.Nah.Don't think so.OK, then how about a re- make of Jerry Maguire,but this time Tom is demanding Tesco points as win bonuses for a Welsh League reserve striker.

Not glitzy enough. Glitz? You want glitz?How about Cocktail as Pint of Wrexham Lager,Please Mate,filmed on location at the British Legion? Sorry. Not today, thank you. Right.I've kept the best for last: remakes of Rain Man and Days of Thunder, rolled into one. No script. No cast. We just go to Blaenau Ffestiniog or Capel Curig and point the cameras at the sky!Tomorrow ...Best Welsh traits
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Publication:Daily Post (Liverpool, England)
Date:Jan 29, 2004
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