WAISST OF SPACE.
CONGRATULATIONS crazy Katie Waissel. You were even worse than Chav Lloyd! No mean feat. It can't have been easy.
Is it just me... or do The X Factor's four judges of the apocalypse live on a different planet to the rest of us? After shabby Cher and her tuneless little voice slaughtered Dub Be Good To Me, the Dark Lord was at his most imperious as he announced: "Any doubts anyone had... have been absolutely blown away." Hey Simon... take a look at Twitter. You're wrong.
As for Katie. Wearing a hair dryer while pretending to play the electric piano, she looked absurd. And staggered through her godawful rendition of We Are The Champions without hitting a single note. She can't sing.
So why are these musical duds in the competition when poor Gamu isn't? You decide. But great to see St Cheryl crying from one eye as she saved Treyc Cohen with her wild card.
And after a week of controversy The X Factor delivered two hours and 40 minutes of extraordinary event TV.
As Mr Cowell would say... absolutely brilliant.
Hair-raising... Katie last night Follow Kevin at www.twitter.com/TVKev