Victoria puts Posh foot in it.
Not exactly Victoria Wood in Dinnerladies. More 'done-uplike-a-dog's-dinner' lady. When I see her in a mince-splattered overall and J-cloth hat, I might actually believe she's set a deformed foot in a kitchen.
Still, I sympathise with the whole bunion thing. What woman hasn't regretted years of cramming her feet into inappropriate shoes? But our bunions are badges of honour for women everywhere.
We might be in pain. We might be hirpling like a giraffe on ice. But we're here and we're still standing.