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Twitter Starts 'Aloknathing' Mahesh Bhatt: Top 20 Jokes on the 'Scratch' Master.

After Bollywood filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt issued a controversial statement about social media on Saturday, Twitter users have started grilling the veteran director with jokes similar to the cryptic ones on Alok Nath, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Arvind Kejriwal and Nirupa Roy which became trending topics in recent days.

"Social Media encourages cowards and haters to spout the most ugly things that they would never dare to say in real life to people face to face," Bhatt tweeted on Saturday.

"There is no denying that the social media scene is spinning out of control and the law is incapable with this very modern form of incitement," he added.

For some bizarre reason, Twitter users seem to have targetted Bhatt's habit of 'scratching' as most of the jokes about the filmmaker circulates around it.

Take a look at top 20 jokes on Mahesh Bhatt:

dear Mahesh Bhatt Scratch your chest once more and come out with something even deeper Film idea

- Baba ji ka Thullu_/' (@BiggComedy) ( January 19, 2014

According to mahesh bhatt social media is full of cowards and haters. Then why does he promote his films here? - saineel dharwatkar (@saineeel) ( January 19, 2014

.( @coolfunnytshirt Q) Why did Mahesh Bhatt not clap after Kohli's century? A) 1 hand busy scratching B) Both hands busy scratching ( #NZvsInd

- VishalK (@WeshalK) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt's statement on social media is as dumb as something coming out of Rahul Gandhi's mouth. ( #FreeInternet - Aarvey (@Techxoticated) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh bhatt only gets nominated for Best Scratchplay award in Filmfare.

- Apoooorv (@Upooorv) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt's next tentatively titled "KHUJLEE" will be based on his life ( #6MillionSalmaniacsOnTwitter ( #JaiHoToWinHeartsIn5Days - Mohammed Ullah (@BeingMdUllah) ( January 19, 2014

Why is Mahesh Bhatt Trending? Am itching to know

- Joy (@Joydas) ( January 19, 2014

those who troll Mahesh Bhatt will get 100 trick of itching free. Contact ( @MaheshNBhatt - Rajendra Raval (@rajendraraval) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh bhatt's favorite politician is Arvind Khujliwal

- Saurabh Mehta (@saurabhmehta_) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt's favourite holiday destination is "Khujaraho"" - Baswaraj (@kbaswaraj) ( January 19, 2014

After success of 'Raaz' franchise, Mahesh Bhatt to produce 'Daad Khaj'.

- Panauti (@PanautiRaja) ( January 19, 2014

( @RoflGandhi_ "You scratch my back and I scratch yours" is a saying by Mahesh Bhatt." - Baswaraj (@kbaswaraj) ( January 19, 2014

( @HandleWidCare_ Mahesh Bhatt has spent 80% of his life scratching his back :-P

- Sleepy Head o_0 (@AishwaryVyas) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt gets special recharge coupons with a warning 'Scratch gently, its not your chest'( #Rofl - shree vikash (@shreevikash) ( January 19, 2014

Don't say mahesh bhatt eats itchdi?

- Likh_ke_Lunga (@4ever_puneet) ( January 19, 2014

In next movie , instead of kiss, Emraan Hashmi will scratch Mahesh Bhatt - Guru (@iam_Gurudat) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt's cat never feels itchy when he he is around.

- Aarvey (@Techxoticated) ( January 19, 2014

Mahesh Bhatt's security guard's name is "Itch Guard" - shree vikash (@shreevikash) ( January 19, 2014

"( @_DishaShetty : When somebody says something stupid to Mahesh Bhatt, he replies with "Itch please"!"

- Nawab Mir (@nawab_mir) ( January 19, 2014

( @indiantweeter New movie of Mahesh Bhatt "Khujli hai ki maanta nahin" - Bharti law Company (@rmishra_cool) ( January 19, 2014
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