Help! My House Is Falling Down Channel 4, 8pm The credit crunch has
left many homeowners in a bit of a pickle. But even those with enough
cash to keep a roof over their heads can find themselves in a muddle if
something goes horribly wrong. That's where Sarah Beeny comes in
handy with this new series. The first episode sees her attempting to
assist Nicky and Becky, whose 25-year-old Northamptonshire cottage is
being sabotaged by woodworm and brick-eating bees! Well, if anybody can
sort it out, it's the unbeatable Ms Beeny.
Emmerdale ITV1, 7pm Marlon is not a happy chap. He's fuming
when his romantic afternoon with Rhona is interrupted by Paddy who needs
her help on an emergency callout.
(The truth is Paddy needs her to save him from an over-amorous
client by pretending she's his girlfriend). However, she soon sees
through his deceit and they head back to Smithy with some wine. Of
course, this being Emmerdale, one thing leads to another and Rhona
tipsily plants a platonic kiss on Paddy's lips as she leaves.