Tsar trek sar sar trek sar trek sar trek; With Russia and Europe seeming to grow further apart every day, WESLEY JOHNSON seizes his opportunity to visit St Petersburg - a 3,400-mile voyage of discovery.
And for my partner Carla and I, more comes in the form of a luxurious 12-night cruise some 3,000 nautical miles (around 3,400 miles) through the Baltic and northern Europe, battling archipelagos of 30,000-plus islands, stunning sunsets and breathtaking walks around some of the most picturesque and quaint cities we've experienced. Okay, so it's not exactly a battle!
Instead, it's a magnificent cruise where, from the moment we board in Amsterdam, we step into another world, as we enter the Celebrity Constellation's grand foyer with its marble staircase. We're welcomed W to our stateroom on the 12th deck by attendant Emanuel, who ensures we're never left wanting as we sail from the Netherlands to Germany and on to Estonia, before reaching our goal of Russia.
On board, the traditional formal nights demanding black tie and cocktail dresses mix easily with the modern white decor of the Martini bar, with its extravagant bartenders playing to the crowd, as we listen to the sounds of DJ Denkoff and the remarkable Lady Sax at the end of each day.
Leaving behind the four-metre waves of the North Sea, which rocked us to sleep as we left Amsterdam, we watch from our balcony as the seas became increasingly millpond-like, as we travel east, helping to create some stunning sunsets.
Sitting high above other vessels, we power along at speeds of up to 24 knots on the 91,000-ton ship, which simply blasts its horn whenever smaller pleasure craft dare to cross its path.
And it is this dominance and luxury which is the perfect introduction to the opulence of St Petersburg.
As tensions between Russia and Europe escalate, few cities have seen more war and revolution than St Petersburg. If there's any city which demonstrates Russia's complicated relationship with the continent, it is this.
but a have to give Russia's 'window to the West', W built by Italian architects and founded in 1703, was built on a swamp from scratch by Peter the Great who, to the astonishment of many, promptly declared it the capital.
It remained as capital until 1919 when, in the wake of World W War W One, it was rechristened Petrograd, as Petersburg sounded too German to be acceptable.
And as we're driven from the port along the impressive River Neva, which is criss-crossed with the equally impressive bridges which make up the city, to our first stop, our guide Natalia explains how St Petersburg went on to earn its latest moniker - the city of three names.
After just five years of being Petrograd, the city's name was changed to Leningrad, to honour the leading figure behind the 1917 Russian Revolution.
And, when asked under the more liberal Gorbachev regime in 1991, some 70% of its population backed a return to its original name, with many Russians simply referring to it as Piter.
Now, the most cosmopolitan and European-feeling of Russia's cities, St Petersburg - often known as the Venice of the North - is dominated by its network of rivers and canals.
orth - is dominated by its network of rivers and canals.
nd the bank of the River Neva, which runs through the heart of the city, is dominated by the Hermitage And the bank of the River which runs through the heart of the city, is dominated by the Hermitage Museum in much the same way as the majestic Louvre looms over the Seine in Paris.
As we approach the bold green and white facade of the Winter W Palace, the former official residence of the Russian Empire, it stretches some 250m along the bank at 30m high but is just one of five buildings which make up the Hermitage.
other buildings - the original Hermitage, the New Hermitage, Its 60,000 square metre floor space is linked with that of four other buildings - the original Little Hermitage, the Old and ew Hermitage, and the Hermitage Theatre - to form one of the largest art museums in the world.
form one of the largest art museums in the world.
A years' experience as a tour guide, Natalia guides us through the warren of collections as if she was showing us her own home.
And with 16 years' experience as a tour guide, atalia guides us through the warren of collections as if she was showing us her own home.
Three hours fly by as we take in a wide array of exhibits from the huge Kolyvan vase, which was put in place before the museum's walls were erected around it, to the ancient Italian art in the Hall of Twenty Columns. Madonna with a Flower, one of the few surviving works of a young Leonardo da Vinci, and Three hours fly by as we take in a wide array of exhibits from the huge Kolyvan vase, which was put in place before the museum's walls were erected around it, to the ancient Italian art in the Hall of Twenty Columns. Madonna with a Flower, one of the few surviving works of eonardo da Vinci, and a collection of Rembrandt's works, which Natalia highlights as one of the best in the world, round off our first day in Russia.
After a night's rest on the ship - British visitors need a visa to explore the city on their own outside of an organised excursion - we rejoin Natalia as she takes us further out of the city to Catherine's Palace in Pushkin, the former summer residence of the tsars.
Hundreds of others gathered with us in the queue, which stretched out across the 325m length of the white and gold palace. But as Natalia regales us with stories of how Catherine the Great, with whom the Rococo-style palace is most often associated, wasn't such a great fan of the summer residence and halted plans to cover statues in its grounds with gold, the crowds soon ease.
It allows us to enjoy a brief glimpse of life inside its ornate rooms.
After lunch nearby - served with caviar and a shot of vodka - it's on to see the grand palaces and gardens of nearby Peterhof. Known as the 'Russian Versailles', the fountains and lower gardens of this Unesco World W Heritage site are a real highlight of our trip.
We wander through the network W of tree-lined paths from fountain to fountain, admiring the Chess Mountain, with its colourful dragons spitting water instead of fire.
With Russia insisting that cruise W ships can only dock in St Petersburg if they agree to stay for at least two days, the former capital announces itself as the focus of our trip before we've even set off - and it doesn't disappoint.
As we sail back out into the Gulf of Finland at the end of our second day in Russia, we catch the tail end of the country's White W nights, when the sun barely dips below the horizon, from the magnificent floor-to-ceiling window of the Constellation's majestic dining room.
It's in this room that we're treated to some of the finest service we've enjoyed, with the maitre d' Slagjana always finding us exactly the right seat for dinner, the sommelier Nyoman coming up with perfect coming up with perfect for our tastes, and head chef Gavin Baxter and his team giving us such delights as saffron risotto, lobster tail flambeed at the table in front of us.
With the grand opulence of the grand opulence of W Russia behind us, we set sail for home, visiting the beautiful cities of Stockholm, Helsinki and Copenhagen en route.
Slaloming through the 30,000 or so islands which line the approach to Stockholm - offers the perfect antidote to Russia's super-sized palaces.
Daily updates from Captain Tasos Kafetzis, master of the Celebrity Constellation (or Connie to its fans), also set the tone for the ship's staff, as he jokes with the 2,000-plus passengers about performing doughnuts to turn the ship around" And he even takes time out to pose for photographs offering "free hugs" as we disembark.
NEED TO KNOW NEED TO KNOW WESLEY | Johnson was a guest of Celebrity Cruises who offer a 12-night Scandinavia and Russia cruise from PS1,549 per person (based on two people sharing an interior stateroom).
THE | price includes flights from London Heathrow, transfers and a 12-night cruise departing from Amsterdam (Holland) and calling at Copenhagen (Denmark) for an overnight stay, Fredericia (Denmark), Berlin (Warnemunde, Germany), Tallinn (Muuga, Estonia), St. Petersburg (Russia) for an overnightstay and Helsinki (Finland) before arriving into Stockholm (Sweden) for an overnight stay before the flight overnight stay before the flight home.
all meals and entertainment onboard the ship, and all relevant cruise taxes/fees. Price is based on May 16, 2015 departure.
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|Captain Tasos |Kafetzis says bon Kafetzis says bon voyage in his own voyage in his own unique fashion
St Petersburg is known as the City With Three Names (it has also been known as Petrograd and Leningrad)
| A beautiful sunset up on deck |and the grand Hermitage Museum, pictured left
The stunning view from the dining room's window and the barman mixes up another cocktail at the bar