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IF YOU'RE CALLING AUNT MILLIE IN PARIS, FRANKLY HEH! HEH! WE'RE NOT INTERESTED ...

BUT IF YOU'RE TALKING TO OSAMA WE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY!

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OUT OF OVER 2000 PEOPLE DETAINED IN THE US SINCE SEPTEMBER 11, 39 HAVE BEEN CONVICTED FOR TERRORISM.

MOST NOTORIOUSLY, RICHARD REID, WHOSE SHOE BOMB LUCKILY FAILED TO DETONATE.

HOO HAH!

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CONSIDERING THE CURRENT SUCCESS RATE, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM THE RANDOM AND HAPHAZARD MINING OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS?

I RECOMMEND ARRESTING A MILLION MCI CUSTOMERS WHOSE CALLS FORM THE PATTERN OF A SNOWFLAKE!

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REALLY? IF ONLY WE COULD BELIEVE IT! FIRST, EVERY TIME THE ADMINISTRATION HAS HAD OSAMA'S PHONE NUMBER THEY'VE LOST IT!

SHOULD WE ASK OSAMA'S FAMILY WHERE HE IS?

NAH! SADDAM IS OUR MAN.

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IN IRAQ, OF 50,000 DETAINED LESS THAN 2% HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF ANY CRIME.

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AND, MONTHS FROM NOW, IN SOME GODFORSAKEN EASTERN EUROPEAN GULAG:

AUNT MILLIE?

BONJOUR! LA PETITE CHERIE! J'AI MAL A LA TETE!

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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Cartoon
Date:Mar 1, 2006
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