Printer Friendly

Troubletown.

WHILE PRESIDENT BUSH IS IN HIS DARKEST DAYS, THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER FOR DICK CHENEY!

SCOOTER TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM IN THE VALERIE PLAME SCANDAL.

MAKE THEM SHOCKINGLY BAD LIES--JUST LIKE WE PRACTICED.

YES, SIRE

HE SINGLED-HANDEDLY SAVED THE TORTURE PROVISION

TAKE THAT, McCAIN

HE BOUGH A NEW HOUSE WITH MILLIONS IN SURPRISE PROFITS FROM HALLIBURTON, THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD!

HE DODGED ALL THAT HURRICANE KATRINA FALLOUT WITHOUT A BIT OF POLITICAL DAMAGE.

HE WAS AWARDED AN HONORARY DEGREE IN THE BLACK ARTS FROM HOODOO U.

I CAN ONLY PRAY I'LL BE AS CREEPY ONE DAY.

THE KNEE OPERATION WENT PERFECTLY, NOW HE CAN LEAP OVER THE WHITE HOUSE IF HE NEEDS TO.

HIS POLITICAL BASE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER; HE IS BEGGED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT AT EVERY EVENT HE ATTENDS.

HIS BODY SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATED A SECOND HEART.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN A HUMAN!

WWW.TROUBLETOWN.COM

[ILLUSTRATIONS OMITTED]
COPYRIGHT 2005 The Progressive, Inc.
No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the copyright holder.
Copyright 2005, Gale Group. All rights reserved. Gale Group is a Thomson Corporation Company.

Article Details
Printer friendly Cite/link Email Feedback
Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Cartoon
Date:Dec 1, 2005
Words:158
Previous Article:Correction.
Next Article:Libby was not alone.


Related Articles
Tort reform no laughing matter .
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Troubletown.
Dr. Strangebush: this week's troubletown.
Troubletown.

Terms of use | Privacy policy | Copyright © 2021 Farlex, Inc. | Feedback | For webmasters |