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AT LAST THE OFFICIAL STORY OF ABU GHRAIB CAN BE TOLD

2003

SEC. RUMSFELD, ALBERTO GONZALES, & GENERAL MYERS WERE EAGER TO RECEIVE INTELLIGENCE FROM CAPTURED COMBATANTS.

SO THEY TURNED OVER COMMAND AND CONTRO TO 20-YEAR-OLD ARMY RESERVIST, LYNNDIE ENGLAND, FROM A TRAILER PARK IN WEST VIRGINIA.

IN NO TIME, LYNNDIE TURNED THE WELL-RUN FACILITY INTO A SCENCE OF DEPRAVITY RIGHT OUT OF DANTE AND BOSCH!

ALTHOUGH SHE HAD TAKEN ONLY ONE COMMUNITY COLLEGE COURSE ON PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE OF MEN FROM ARAB CULTURES, SHE PROVED TO BE A FAST LEARNER.

IT IS SUSPECTED THAT LYNNDIE WAS NOT ALONE IN PLANING ABU GHRAIB, RECORDS SHOW THAT SHE PHONED MARTHA STEWART OVER 100 TIMES!

LYNNDIE'S INFLUENCE WAS SO STRONG THAT HER TECHNIQUES FOR "SOFTENING UP" DETAINEES TURNED UP HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD AT GUANTANAMO!

ONCE HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON AND THE WOMAN, BEHIND THE WENDY'S FINGER HOAX BECAME INVOLVED, THE SADISM BECAME MORE ABHOREENT!

AND THE HORRORS MAY HAVE CONTINUED HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR CHARLES GRANER'S PHOTOS.

THE VICTIMS OF ABU GHRAIB, EVEN MORE THAN THE TORTURED THEMSELVES, ARE THE MEN WHO PUT THEIR FAITH IN THAT WOMAN--ONLY TO HAVE IT SHATTERED.
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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Cartoon
Date:Jul 1, 2005
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