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Troubletown: finally the good news.

THE MEDIA'S CONSTANT FOCUS ON THE BOMBINGS AND THE DYING SOLDIERS PREVENTS ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS IN IRAQ FROM GETTING OUT!

HE'S RIGHT.

GOOD NEWS FROM IRAQ! THE LATEST CRATER WILL PROVIDE REFUGE TO SMALL ANIMALS AND MIGRATORY BIRDS!

THE PAINSTAKING EFFORT TO RIP DOWN SADDAM'S PICTURE FROM EVERY SURFACE IS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!

BUSINESS IS THRIVING! BOYS EARN UP TO 800 DINARS FOR PRESSING PAUL BREMER'S BUSINESS SUITS!

PEOPLE SAID THAT THE U.S. WENT TO WAR TO STEAL IRAQ'S OIL. TURNS OUT THE OIL MONEY WON'T EVEN COVER THE COSTS OF CLEANUP!

OUR GOALS WERE PURE!

THE BA'ATHS IN THE NORTH HATE US A LITTLE LESS THAN THE SHIITES IN THE SOUTH! OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

THE ABSENCE OF ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION MAKES IT INCREASINGLY LESS LIKELY THAT THEY WILL END UP IN THE HANDS OF SADDAM'S NON-EXISTENT AL QAEDA COHORTS!

AHMAD CHALABI'S JACUZZI IS WORKING!

WHAD'YA SAY WE PARTY IN NAJARIF TOMORROW NIGHT--CHALABI STYLE!

THE RECONSTRUCTION OF IRAQ IS PROCEEDING PEACEFULLY, QUICKLY, AND ACCORDING TO PLAN ...

COMPARED TO AFGHANISTAN, THAT IS.
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Title Annotation:Letters to the Editor
Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Brief Article
Geographic Code:1USA
Date:Dec 1, 2003
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