Tidbits & Outrages.
You teach a child to read and he or her will be able ot pass a literacy test," said George W. Bush during a speech at Townsend Elementary school.
Like a Virgin
The Wall Street Journal reports that among the most popular surgery in Koreas is the thinning women's calves and the replacing of `lost' hymens.
With puberty and justice for all
State Rep. Ron Wilson (D-Tex.) is sponsoring a bill to lower the state's voting age to 14.
At least it will keep him from making another Conan movie
A grassroots effor is trying to draft actor Arnold Schwarzenegger as the GOP nominee for California governor in 2002.
Give That Man a Cigar
A federal judge ruled that a New York college student can sue a professor for repeatedly referring to her as "Monica Lewinsky."
One Strategy the DEA never considered
Because of the California energy crunch, folks who grow marijuana indoors with 1,000-watt light bulbs are having financial difficulties.
It Went Over Well In a Focus Group
Al Gore has asked students in his journalism class to call him "Your Adequacy."
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|Title Annotation:||Humor; politicians|
|Article Type:||Brief Article|
|Date:||Apr 1, 2001|
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