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Thrills & spills Down Under.

Byline: Kevin O'Sullivan

I'M not sure any if you really appreciate the sacrifices I make...

I watch Geordie Shore so that you don't have to.

Yep, the shame of Newcastle has returned in all its lack of glory. The best programme about Tyneside lowlifes on MTV...

Which earned this glowing tribute from local hero Robson Green: "I f***ing hate it! It's disgusting and has nothing to do with real life in the North East." Excellent. Worth tuning in then...

If only to savour the revolting thrills and life-sapping spills as Charlotte the harlot and her motley crew took their guttertrawling show down under to Australia...

Where stylish Gary soon conned Sydney's most gullible blonde with his suave chat-up line: "I'd rather cuddle a fit bird than bang a minger."

After that she was powerless to resist as Gazza subjected her to wham-bam sex at the speed of a pneumatic drill. Clueless git.

Great to have you back, guys. See you next Tuesday...


Revolting... Charlotte

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Title Annotation:Features; Opinion, Column
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jul 14, 2013
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