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The convoluted case-study of Skate Coach continues. Amid a blizzard of intrigue, innuendo, skewered egos, mustaches and clipboards, founding Skate Coach artist Ben Hall has left the building. Once the lawsuits and paternity tests are settled, you can expect a VH1 expose on the whole affair. Until then we got a new dude to handle the burden of adoring fans and pissed-off pros.

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Here to whip the pros into shape!

Respect that pedestrian!

YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL!

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Vs. Nyjah Huston

You cut off my dreads while I slept?! Coach, how could you?

I wanted to save you before it was too late. Hear my story, son ...

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In the '80s I was down with the baddest squad around--the Alva team. My hair took me farther than I'd ever dreamed.

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"My dreads were my ticket to mid-'80s fame and fortune. I made Jef Hartsel's hair look like moesha."

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

"Then I crashed. The dreads took over my life. I couldn't function" I won't let this happen to you, Nyjah."

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

NEXT DAY

You'd better land this one, son, or it's three dread lashings for you!

Done in by my own hair! Ack!

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Vs. Harold Hunter

What are we doing out here, Coach?

We're on a vision quest to get you skate coverage.

Is this guy a witchdoctor or like a shaman?

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Uh, no. It's Matt Field.

Greetings and sun salutations, friends. I hope the eagle spirit finds you both doing well.

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Harold, I built you this super ramp myself. It's made of driftwood, mud, seashells and I other junk. After a year of meditation, training and my dirt soup, you'll start getting some skate coverage.

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Wait, Harold, you're not ready!

I'm a legend, yo! Like Danny Way. I'm always ready!

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Coach, get me down! I'm a long way from Manhattan now ...

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Vs. Ed Templeton

In my latest series, I juxtaposed people cleaning up dog dooks alongside photos of my ass. It's a reflection on society. I feel.

I see ...

Brilliant

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

You call this skater art?!

Skate Coach!

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Just cleaning up a little dog shit myself, folks!

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

I expected you Skate Coach!

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There's nothing you can do now, Skate Coach! Bwah-Hahaha!

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Date:Apr 1, 2005
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