This man is no star turn.
Byline: CAROLE MALONE
I have just read my horoscope - I'm a Libra - in a well-known tabloid newspaper.
The male astrologer says: "After weeks of dieting you're still complaining to anyone who'll listen that you don't look good enough to wear anything revealing in the summer. But false modesty can be nauseous - secretly you know you look great" Who is this idiot? And is there an astrologer's register from which he can be struck off? I'm going on a girls' week in Spain and have spent days frantically searching my wardrobe for anything that fits my ever expanding body and doesn't make me look like Towie's Gemma Collins.