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This man is no star turn.


I have just read my horoscope - I'm a Libra - in a well-known tabloid newspaper.

The male astrologer says: "After weeks of dieting you're still complaining to anyone who'll listen that you don't look good enough to wear anything revealing in the summer. But false modesty can be nauseous - secretly you know you look great" Who is this idiot? And is there an astrologer's register from which he can be struck off? I'm going on a girls' week in Spain and have spent days frantically searching my wardrobe for anything that fits my ever expanding body and doesn't make me look like Towie's Gemma Collins.

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Title Annotation:Features; Opinion Column
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jul 26, 2015
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