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The wisdom of Stephen Wright (III).

If you are not familiar with the work of Stephen Wright, hi is the famous erudite scientist/comedian. We are sharing with you his wisdom in the previous issues and this is the last one.

21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23. My mechanic told me, "I could not repair your brakes, so I made Your horn louder."

24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is Research.

30. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be On it.

33. Everyone has a photopraphic memory; some just don't have film.

34. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights Work?

I am sure there are more of Stephen Wright, but the piece sent to my by Bob Maart (from Cambodia) ends here.

Enjoy.

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