The New Year's resolutions they should have made.
ALONG with eating more healthily, getting fit and spending less time welded to my phone, like millions of others I have vowed to resolve several issues of mine in the new year.
As I put my list together, I imagined what others may have promised in 2018.
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein | "KEEP my hands, mouth and other parts of me to myself," Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman et al.
| "HIDE his mobile phone" - Melania Trump and Republicans.
| "KEEP off Twitter," - Donald Trump and Bake Off judge Prue Leith, left | "DOUBLE-CHECK those Oscar envelopes" - PricewaterhouseCoopers after they botched last year's Academy Awards.
| "HANDLE complaining customers without manhandling them" - United Airlines who were sued for millions after forcibly dragging a passenger off a plane.
| "STOP testing," - Kim Jong Un, right | "MAKE sure we have a firewall," - Uber bosses following the details of millions of customers details being hacked | "GET tested for selective amnesia," Attorney General Jeff Sessions, left. who swore he'd never met Russian officials before then admitting he did | "ALWAYS wait more than 10 days to order business cards," - Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House communications director for just 10 days | "DO not air dirty laundry in public," - Mel B, right, who gave us an overly detailed account of her sex life in public court documents.
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|Publication:||Birmingham Mail (England)|
|Date:||Jan 4, 2018|
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