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The Big Stuff: PRINCE Andrew.

Byline: DONALD MACLEOD

PRINCE Andrew shocked staff at Melbourne Airport at the weekend by refusing to be scanned at the gate with a hand-held metal detector. Now, I very much doubt he was carrying a weapon, good God no. But, have you ever seen the scene in Spinal Tap where bass player Derek Smalls is caught with a cucumber covered in tinfoil down his kecks? He was trying to enhance his pop star "credentials". Could it be that Randy Andy was trying to impress the air hostesses that day and didn"t want a royal cock up?
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Oct 5, 2005
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