Teen's badge of honour is medal of vandalism.
Not even one year since getting it, you and your mates wandering near West Zone in Mirdif on Friday, thought it was funny to prise off the badge with a knife and steal it. The price of a replacement bonnet and badge is more than your first year's salary if you ever get a job.
Nice, thanks for starting my week with a smile.
Let me put a smile on your face. My mate works for the police, so he kindly dusted the bonnet for prints and the movement sensitive security camera at my place got a nice shot of all of you laughing and joking. I formally reported the incident, so the video is there.
Dear parent of teenage vandal, if your kid has a nice new BMW badge in their bedroom, ask yourself where it came from, also ask yourself why your kid is walking the streets at 11pm, armed with a weapon.
Weapon, kid... with the company he is keeping, one will probably end up getting inserted into the other and in your grief, you will doubtless wonder why, "he was such a good boy and the girls he kicked around with were so polite..."
Feels like I'm living back in London, Dubai
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