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Tam Cowan: PLAYERS UP FOR A LAUGH.

Byline: Tam Cowan

WHAT about this for a below-the-belt practical joke? According to my mole in the murky world of Lanarkshire amateur football, a player arrived for a match wearing a rather poofy pair of shoes.

Getting slaughtered by his team-mates wasn't enough, though. At half-time, one of the boys slipped twocrushed Viagra tablets into his orange juice and, after an, ahem, rock solid second-half performance, the chap had to shower with the blokes who'd spent the afternoon accusing him of being light on his loafers. He's joined another club.
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Sep 6, 2003
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