TV land: LINDA Gray.
LINDA Gray - Sue Ellen out of Dallas - is officially totally shameless. In a good way.
The 64-year-old actress is desperate for a part in Desperate Housewives, and certainly wasn't backwards in coming forwards when she met the show's scriptwriters, who told her they were huge fans of hers.
She reveals: "I said, 'Hell, if you are such big fans, why am I not in your show?' They stared at me... but I told them I should be on their show." We'll be watching this space.