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THE groom's dad Tom, it seems, isn't the only one dead-set against having the lovely Sadie as a daughter-in-law.
Sadie's snooty mum-in-law-to-be (former Avengers girl Linda Thorson) tries to buy her off with a big fat cheque and all the tea in China if she'll disappear out of her son's life forever.
Meanwhile, back in Emmerdale, Matthew spends the day calmly going about his business and whistling in a jaunty mannerMR-CondensedBlack" - not giving a moment's thought to the fact that the woman he loves is about to marry someone else.
And if you swallow that then you'll also believe that Betty decides it's none of her business when she finds the charred wedding invitation in the grate...
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