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WHILE Eileen dithers over whether to dump her married man, she'd do well to compare notes with Liz McDonald, right.
Back from her hols tonight, Liz is surprised to find Derek waiting for her as she gets off the bus (I reckon Derek often hangs around the coach station on the look-out for any up-for-it middle-aged blondes, and is as startled to see Liz as she is him).
The fact that her trousers just happen to be made of almost the exact same material as the duvet in his secret love nest (see for yourself, if you don't believe me) more or less clinches the deal.
Anyway, Eileen still thinks, as does Liz, that an affair's just a bit of harmless fun and that no one's going to get hurt.
But then the next thing you know, his wife's banging on the door and you're stuck on the balcony of a Manchester apartment block while the workmen two storeys down try to look up your Primark nightie.
Not so much fun now, is it?