A PHENOMENAL Line of Duty, with "The Caddy" and DI Lindsay Denton's showdown. ? STEVE Backshall absolutely cacking it when a komodo dragon he was coaxing clambered aboard his kayak, on ITV's Fierce.
THE Chase's greatest ever answer: "Which member of the crow family native to the UK has a bare face?" Contestant: "Russell Crowe."
AND BBC2's Caravanner of the Year's awning challenge. Competitor Martin putting up a pole: "We have an erection." Judge Grenville Chamberlain: "We've got to make sure it's absolutely rock solid, tight, firm. We'll give it a good tug to make sure everything's OK."
Well all right, but don't put off assembling the awning for too long.