TONY Blair has been given [...].
TONY Blair has been given a pounds 4.6million advance for his autobiography, which is incredible when you think no one buys this fella's story, so who will buy his book? Even more off-putting is the title: The Journey, which sounds like he's on some dreadful American evangelist seven-step programme towards Jesus, when most people believe he should be in a Black Maria en route to a war crimes tribunal.
Why didn't he copy Frankie Boyle and call his book My Sh*t Life So Far. Even better: My Shi'ite Deaths So Far.