"To me, the whole honours system stinks of class privilege and social snobbery. It is a relic of feudalism, with a taint of nepotism and corruption" - Human rights campaigner Peter Tatchell.
"I do eat a lot of vegetables and I'm a salad fiend, but I also have an 'evil crisp hand'. You know, two glasses of wine and evil crisp hand is snatching!" - Comedian Jenny Eclair (pictured).
"It's simple: alive, tigers are worth millions to millions of people; dead ... very little" - Wildlife photographer and safari guide Paul Goldstein, who is running the London Marathon in a tiger suit to raise awareness.
"You can go into the trolls' timelines and see all the things they are into, and there's usually a lifetime of pain and inadequacy there" - Trainspotting author Irvine Welsh on being trolled on Twitter.