"I have a fear of waking up to find my hair has grown back. It would be a career finisher" - Comedian Harry Hill (pictured).
"Do I want children? No never have done. Just puppies" - Broadcaster Clare Balding.
"In Strictly Come Dancing ugliness is beauty, prancing is dancing and Judy Murray is Ginger Rogers" - Comedian Alexei Sayle is no fan of the popular TV show. "If you look at the royals, they keep their cheek muscles absolutely rigid all of the time... this enables them to move their mouths in this rather humorous way. It is a strait jacket, that is upper-class behaviour" - John Cleese.