THEY SAID WHAT?
"I told you I was under the weather" Michael Fish, former
TV weather man, on his preferred epitaph "Can we have a referendum
to end referendums?" Labour MP Denis MacShane, former Europe
minister "Monogamy? It's possible, just not natural"
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, 85, above "What the f*** are you doing
here?" Roger Scott, 48, expresses his shock at seeing London Mayor
Boris Johnson at his front door as police smashed it down during dawn
raids on suspected crack houses "I always suspected there were a
lot of people out there who were glad to see the back of me"
TV's Carol Vorderman on winning the Rear of the Year award "I
think I did the legal profession a huge service by not becoming a lawyer
- I would have been useless" Actor Hugh Bonneville on his original