THE saintly Joanna Lumley has [...].
THE saintly Joanna Lumley has been expounding her views on keeping slim, proclaiming people these days are 'too greedy'. Apparently the secret to staying slender - pay attention at the back - is for people not to 'eat all the stuff in front of them'. Gracious, that's radical and not a little pompous. OK, there might be a kernel of truth in there but I can't help but think that with those views Joanna would be about as welcome at a party as a Black Lace compilation CD. Still, I wouldn't invite her anyway. She'd only choke on her own piety.