THE DUKE OF BLUNDERS.
2 HE said an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory looked as if it had been "put in by an Indian".
3 DURING a trip to China, he told British students they would become "slitty-eyed" if they stayed any longer.
4 HE tried to share a joke with blind, wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards and her guide dog by asking: "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"
5 HE suggested a 13-year-old schoolboy was too fat to fulfil his dream to become an astronaut.
6 HE asked a driving instructor in Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them past the test?"
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|Publication:||Sunday Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Dec 7, 2003|
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