Susan Lee: Beware of karma.
I WON'T be watching tomorrow's royal wedding.
Not because I'd sooner watch paint dry - although that might give me a bit more satisfaction.
The whole sorry saga has been touched by such disaster that something else is bound to go wrong.
I'd lay odds that Charles will trip over or Camilla will faint mid-vow or Windsor will be flooded after a freak storm.
I shouldn't even be surprised if aliens landed on the Guildhall roof and beamed up the entire family, so badly have the preparations gone.
And the reason? Karma. Or, in layman's terms, what goes around will always come around