Star Wars week: STORMING PREMIERE.
SADLY, the premiere of Revenge Of The Sith, at London's Leicester Square on Monday, turned into a bit of a washout.
Just as well, then, that I'd decided to liven things up by donning a Stormtrooper uniform and mingling with the stars...
OUCH: I can hardly walk or see in my uniform but still bravely greet my fans; UH OH: Rumbled on red carpet, I deploy a Jedi mind trick... but it's not working; FORCE FEELED: This stormtrooper has met match at last. I'm off home...; TAXI! My big night's all over