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Some Jewish Baby-Naming Advice for William and Kate as They Await the Birth of Their Second Child.

You guys, there's a new royal baby coming any day now! You might have forgotten about it since none of us are quite as excited this time aroundthe curse of the second child persists no matter how many bizarre gold statues he or she is likely to receive as a christening gift from the Sultanate of Brunei, it seemsbut that doesn't mean it's not slowly positioning itself at the inside end of the Duchess of Cambridge's dainty and immaculately groomed birth canal as I write.

The British press is camped at the door of the Lindo Wing of St. Mary's Hospital in London. The Daily Mail is breathlessly writing about which of Kate Middleton's identical friends is most likely to be named the Royal Tasteful Wrap Dress Wearer-in-Chief to the court of the new little princeling, and every other website in the universe, devoid of any pertinent information or actual details to write about, is contenting themselves with trying to guess what its name will be.

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Author:Shukert, Rachel
Publication:Tablet Magazine
Date:Apr 23, 2015
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