STORY OF THE WEEK.
IT never ceases to amaze me how many people take a simple wind-up at face value.
After more than 30,000 hits on YouTube, and heaven knows how many anxious followers on Twitter, it's time to put the record straight.
I did NOT get my hair cut last week.
And I would NEVER get it blow-dried in the style of the chestnut-brown hairpiece which got so many people in a lather.
However tempting it may be to take a barber's shears to my ponytail, I just can't do it - because without my long, blond locks I am one ugly person.