SOGGY VEG HOT SPUDS.
Robert Pattinson: The Twilight actor has remained tight-lipped about his split from co-star Kristen Stewart, and for that, we salute him. Nothing worse than airing your dirty laundry in public.
Duchess of Cambridge: In a poll carried out by Surf liquid detergent, Kate Middleton was voted the nicest smelling celebrity, while John McCririck was deemed the stinkiest.
Celebrity Big Brother: We use the term "celebrity" loosely, because last time we checked, writing a feature about being beautiful and sharing sex texts with Vernon Kay doesn't exactly qualify for it.
Hair removal: Apparently children from the age of 10 are waxing and shaving their legs because it's uncool to have hairy pins. Too much, too young!
Absurd baby names: In the last year in Britain, babies have been named Tiger, Awesome and Miracle, and at least three girls have been called Tequila by their parents.